A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
Hangovers go away.
When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
Beer is always wet.
You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
