15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.

Hangovers go away.

When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with your friends.

Beer is always wet.

You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

You can enjoy a beer all month long.